Me (noticing the kid has been transfixed by his elbow (not kidding) for 10 minutes): Hey! You okay back there?
MALE student: I'm bleeding. I got blood all over everything. I got blood all over my pants! I GOT MY PERIOD!
Class: *complete chaos and laughter*
Me (laughing on the inside and maybe a little bit on the outside): Get out of here!
Student (on his way out the door): This is my third pair of pants this week, my mom is going to kill me.
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