I decided to hold off and post when I had a few good student quotes built up instead of posting each time a student said something funny.
Me (to the student who showed up to class in a banana costume): Hey, um, can I ask you why you wore a banana costume to school today?
Student: It sounded a-PEEL-ing! Hahahahahahahahaha
A student is staring off into space instead of working on his test.
Me: Hello? Are you going to do your test?
Student: Yeah, I dropped my pencil a few minutes ago and I don't want to pick it up.
Me (while picking up his pencil): You are the epitome of lazy.
Student: The pimp money of lazy?! What does that mean?!
Me: No eating bugs in my classroom.
Student: What if we take it out in the hall to eat it?
Me: Why are you making me answer that?
(Note: They didn't understand the sarcasm and they actually took it out in the hall and ate it.)
"Ms. Teacher, do you think we could have a class discussion on if a hippo is a dinosaur or not?"
Click below for past posts of teenagers saying the darndest things.
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