"Ms. Teacher, can't you just imagine me riding a donkey?"
"If I bribe you with rice crispy treats and craisins, can I not take this test today?" [My students know me so well.]
Student: Do you have a dog?
Me: No.
Student: Oh really? That surprises me. How many cats do you have?
Me: Zero.
Student: Now I know you're lying.
Student 1: [To me] I followed you on Instagram. Why don't you post more?
Student 2: What would she post, pictures of you doing math? We are her entire life.
That is truer than I wish it was...
Student 1: There is no such thing as a person with yellow skin!
Studnet 2: What about Asians?
Student 1: They don't have yellow skin! I would say they're like a nice cream.
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