Teenagers say the darndest things. (10)

After I attempted to draw a helicopter on the board:
Student: That's not a helicopter, that's an angry tomato with an eye patch and a sword.


Student: Can I shave off your eyebrows?
Me: No, but thanks for asking.


Student: Do you make your own PowerPoints?
Me: Yes.
Student: They are as on fleek as... well as someone else's eyebrows. Mine are struggling today.


Me: What are you doing?
Student 1: I made a personal lint roller.
Me: *stares*
Student 1: I wrapped a piece of tape around my finger and now I can lint roll myself. A personal lint roller!
Student 2: Have you ever met a lint roller that wasn't personal?
Student 1: I've never met any lint rollers.
Me: If you're lint rolling then you aren't working on math. Get to work.


Student 1: Ms. Teacher, she is drawing inappropriate things on the whiteboard!
Student 2: I'm not! It's a cat.
Student 1: You are drawing a penis right now.
Student 2: (horrified) WHAT?!
*see the drawing below drawn by my most innocent student*

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