I can't live without you.

You can't make this stuff up.

There's this drama queen in school (but let's be real, what 14 year old girl isn't a drama queen?) who has the most chaotic love life. She is constantly breaking up with people and falling in love with people and every little thing is the most dramatic, life-altering thing that has ever happened to her.

She dated this kid for a while and then they got in a fight and she said to him "I want you out of my life, I never want to see you again." He would have been worried except that this was the 6th (or so) time she had said that within the week.  He wanted to get back at her though, so he found some fake blood, squirted it all over his chest, wrapped himself in gauze, and headed to school.  He waited until she found him by his locker and then he said to her "If you don't want me in your life then I don't want to live anymore" and then he pulled up his shirt and showed her the "wound".  Other kids told me that she nearly passed out when she saw it. She told me that she burst into tears. He laughed, she kept crying. She didn't speak to him for two entire days.

They're back together now, or at least they were 20 minutes ago. Who knows what could have happened since then.