I have this student who I like a lot. She's super sassy, which is probably one of my favorite qualities in a girl. She would talk to me after school a lot and was overly interested in my personal life (which is nothing new, literally every student is). She told me from time to time that she wanted me to date her uncle. He sounded great honestly. He is my age, has a good job, no kids, doesn't live with his parents. These are all things that are hard to come by in a small town.
She kept pushing the issue for literally months. I kept dodging it because it just feels weird to have students controlling your dating life. Eventually she told me that she showed him my Facebook picture and that he said I was cute. (Apparently my Facebook needs to be way more private.) I told her that if he was looking at my picture then I want to look at his, so she pulled up his Facebook profile for me. He was definitely cute. So then I kept scrolling. His second picture was him in a tux next to a girl in a wedding gown. Huh?! I asked "Is your uncle married?!" and she answered "Well yeah, but I've never liked her."
Wednesday, March 30, 2016
Tuesday, March 8, 2016
Teenagers say the darndest things. (10)
After I attempted to draw a helicopter on the board:
Student: That's not a helicopter, that's an angry tomato with an eye patch and a sword.
Student: Can I shave off your eyebrows?
Me: No, but thanks for asking.
Student: Do you make your own PowerPoints?
Me: Yes.
Student: They are as on fleek as... well as someone else's eyebrows. Mine are struggling today.
Me: What are you doing?
Student 1: I made a personal lint roller.
Me: *stares*
Student 1: I wrapped a piece of tape around my finger and now I can lint roll myself. A personal lint roller!
Student 2: Have you ever met a lint roller that wasn't personal?
Student 1: I've never met any lint rollers.
Me: If you're lint rolling then you aren't working on math. Get to work.
Student 1: Ms. Teacher, she is drawing inappropriate things on the whiteboard!
Student 2: I'm not! It's a cat.
Student 1: You are drawing a penis right now.
Student 2: (horrified) WHAT?!
*see the drawing below drawn by my most innocent student*
Click below for past posts of teenagers saying the darndest things.
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Student: That's not a helicopter, that's an angry tomato with an eye patch and a sword.
Student: Can I shave off your eyebrows?
Me: No, but thanks for asking.
Student: Do you make your own PowerPoints?
Me: Yes.
Student: They are as on fleek as... well as someone else's eyebrows. Mine are struggling today.
Me: What are you doing?
Student 1: I made a personal lint roller.
Me: *stares*
Student 1: I wrapped a piece of tape around my finger and now I can lint roll myself. A personal lint roller!
Student 2: Have you ever met a lint roller that wasn't personal?
Student 1: I've never met any lint rollers.
Me: If you're lint rolling then you aren't working on math. Get to work.
Student 1: Ms. Teacher, she is drawing inappropriate things on the whiteboard!
Student 2: I'm not! It's a cat.
Student 1: You are drawing a penis right now.
Student 2: (horrified) WHAT?!
*see the drawing below drawn by my most innocent student*
Click below for past posts of teenagers saying the darndest things.
9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
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