Teenagers Say the Darndest Things (12)

Student: What did your teacher friend get you for Christmas.
Me: She hasn't gotten me anything yet.
Student: Well what did you get her?
Me: A book.
Student: A book?! No wonder she hasn't gotten you anything.

Student: I think if I got a pet goat I would name it Barley.

Student 1: I was in band!
Student 2: No you weren't! What did you play, the triangle?
Student 1: I played the drums!
Student 2: So I was right?

Me: I heard you guys got a hot tub.
Student: Oh yeah!
Me: That's awesome, do you love it?
Student: Well yes, but it's not that great because you get in trouble if you  try to take the dog in it.

Student: *struggling with a ring pop wrapper* I'm not strong enough to open this! *continues struggling then finally accepts defeat* That must be a sign that I've been eating too much candy and I don't deserve this.

Student: "Is it two birds with one stone or two stones with one bird?"

(I had just gotten back from being dunked in a dunk tank. How do I allow myself to get talked into these things? I was looking like a drowned rat when this happened.)
Student: So...did you just run out of hair product today?

Me: Bye guys, have a good night!
Student 1: Thanks, you too!
Student 2: Wait, can teachers have good nights?

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I have a stamp of my own face.

It's the greatest. You get it on your test if you get 100% on the first try. You would be absolutely surprised what kids will do to get a stamp of my face on their test.

The greatest thing about it is that sometimes I get interesting creations drawn with my head. This is the best one yet:

How I feel when there are teachers who have been teaching the same classes for years and it takes them 10 minutes to prep and I am teaching new classes and take hours and hours to prep: